The other day, while glancing at the news, I saw that Bush was trying to support “Intelligent Design” in the schools. Immediately, I thought he must have meant, Frank Loyd Wright or IM Pei or Ray and Charles Eams. I thought, ‘huh, it’s about time.” Being an ignorant idiot that I am, I felt bliss.
Today, however, I received an email from my sister. She has unveiled his real intent. The result of which forces me to never look at noodles the same way. I strangely feel a new resonance with my inner Pirate voice.